#Overheardinnyc

β€œIt’s like, he dated her forever; he knows she doesn’t speak Spanish”

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

drink-till-you-want-me:

tactical-facepalm:

This Is How A Teacher Grades Your Exams


And that is why I always write with a red pen.

Yay make a teachers life even more difficult. Way to go dude!

Lol

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

drink-till-you-want-me:

tactical-facepalm:

This Is How A Teacher Grades Your Exams

And that is why I always write with a red pen.

Yay make a teachers life even more difficult. Way to go dude!

Lol

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Gotta figure out what to wear. Oh shit weather, why do you always seem to come on Tuesdays?

Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Awesome

On the bike.

This yogurt tastes exactly like cream cheese.

Mommy sent me this. Beautiful.