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- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
Joseph submitted this photo with no comment.
There is much to like about this photo. First of all, I like to see a well-dressed man up a tree. I like to see a badly dressed man up a tree too so I suppose that comment is redundant. This guy has a bit of a deathrocker look going on and his up-tree pose really displays his outfit to its fullest ability. The other obvious things to like about this photo are: no smiling, high up the tree, night time. The photo is of a decent quality which also makes me happy. Everything about this photo makes me happy. HAPPY. I’m not smiling, of course, but I’m happy on the inside. There’s nothing else for it but to give it a top score.
5 out of 5 - This is how it is done, friends.
unstereotyped submitted this photo with the comment “This is my fantastic friend Andy. He was originally looking down on me from the tree, but I felt that my presence added nothing to the photo, and therefore, cropped myself out. I feel this was the right choice as now the focus is on him and his fabulous figure.”
Just look at her fantastic friend Andy and his fabulous figure. Actually, I can’t see his figure so I’m going to take the submitter’s word that it’s fabulous. This is photo is very cute and Andy certainly looks comfortable; like he was born for sitting up trees. I like the fence and pot plants in the background - very suburban goffick. He does have a hint of a smile on his face, unfortunately and it is daylight. At least he’s a decent height up the tree.
4.4 out of 5 - My comfy tree brings all the goffs to the yard and they’re like, it’s really comfy.
if only
I really wish my docor would tell me this/help me do this stuff.
I’ve been asking him to see a dietician because I feel like learning how to change my diet from a professional would really help me.
But he just writes me off like I’m an alternative medicine nutbag, and hands me more pills.
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